Can I buy your screenplay?

When asked about Disney's adaptation of his and brother Hal's best-selling The Dangerous Book for Boys , Conn Iggulden says that he'd like it to be ''something like Jumanji, if you remember that film with Robin Williams. That would be absolutely brilliant, but I really don't know. My brother and I are going to be consultants on it apparently, I'm still trying to work out what that means. We'll find out.''
What that means my dear, is that the studio with distract you with booze and food while they make an abortion of your book. If you complain they will spin your complaint until you forget, and end up agreeing with them while your bottle of Cristal sits on ice, and a high class prostitute (Jr. Executive) sits on your lap.