Pasties a Whirling

Ever wandered what would happen in you put “Cabaret” and “Moulin Rouge!” in a blender, added the prospect of crap, and the possibility of greatness? Wow…so have I!
Well is seems Steve Antin will do just that, you know, that guy who co-created the show responsible for female empowerment and the new turn in the feminist movement “The Pussycat Dolls: Search for the Next Doll”.

The film is “Burlesque” and David Geffens ex boyfriend will be directing. The story is about a woman (probably post-pubescent girl) who tries to escape a “hollow past” (isn’t that the same as no past?) and ends up working in a “neo-burleque” club in L.A. (from hollow to shallow)

Antin wrote the script ……........................................………. (cricket chirps) …....................................… (more cricket chirps)

However Diablo ‘I am writing EVERTHING now’ Cody has been busy doing rewrites. If she has any sense she will chuck in snappy one liners and bitchy insults so we at least get another “Showgirls” cult masterpiece.
"Neo-burlesque is a contemporary take on the traditional burlesque that derived from vaudeville, with singing, dancing, comedy and more tease than striptease," Antin told Variety. Screen Gems studio president Clint Culpepper (and the Best Name in Showbiz Award goes to...), who's been trying to get a burlesque film going since he saw his first show a few years back, said that the film will be "a sexy, music-filled film set in a provocative and artistic world."

Me thinks this will just be an excuse to strategically glue feathers and sequins to some poor struggling starlets tits and minge.
SWEAT PROOF GLUE PLEASE!

(note: Pic of Dita Von Teese is intentional)