Sunday 31 August 2008

Something Borrowed

Is a book. More importantly it is a chick lit book. The plotline, by the way, revolves around a Manhattan attorney, Rachel, whose best friend, Darcy, has it all: money, good looks and a hunky fiancé called Rex. (really...fiancé not spaniel)
But when Rachel embarks on an affair with Dex, their friendship is put to the test. And then some.

Oh my! Saucy!

Then the news that Hillary Swank has bought the rights with the option to star comes out and there is a moan from movie audiences everywhere.


I take it she is playing Rachel, and that seems like a very unsympathetic character, so well done for stretching. Still though, Hillary Swank and chick lit??? just seems so wrong, like Renee Zellweger playing a black farm hand in a literary civil war drama.

The casting of Darcy will be a breeze as she is the one who is done wrong. They could cast Maleficent and she would still hold my sympathies.

1 comment:

mB said...

Dear Ms Swank,

We like it when you go butch (Million Dollar Baby, Boys Don't Cry) which is to say, when you pair up with a good and competent director... but was the lowly success of P.S. I love you enough to show you that we don't really buy you as well... a desirable girl?

Stay at home and polish those Oscars, why don't you? Have you not plagued us with enough Oscar-less performances in mid- to low- rated movies already?

Sincerely yours,

Audiences everywhere

[PS. Maleficent rules]